magical ho

xxx

i DONT know what it is but im in the worst mood i cried for like 4 hours yesterday and i feel like crying again right now but i have work in like 45 minutes lmao!!!!!!!!

tatehorror:

*rebels cautiously*

une-allegresse:

Body comparative

i woke up at like 2 and then i started thinking abt work/school and i had a panic attack and now i cant go back to sleep lmao

fugrats:

amazing grace (DRANK) how sweet (DRANK) the sound (DRANK) that saved (DRANK) a wretch (DRANK) like me (DRANK)

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive
He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
A six word story (via emobean)

Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China

Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China

"Something I love about having had some success is being able to treat my friends, but I would hate for anyone to think I was trying to show off. I paid off my mom’s mortgage and bought her a car - things that I knew she needed - but I don’t buy extravagant gifts all the time. I tried to give money to my dad, but he wouldn’t take it. He’ll barely take a Christmas present off of me. I want to do up the house he lives in, but at the same time I don’t want to be that idiot who walks in and throws money around. When I go to the pub with my mates we just buy rounds - the way it should be. I’m not going to be ordering bottles of champagne. It’s just not me."

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

luigl:

sageruto:

complete this post

im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion