magical ho


i DONT know what it is but im in the worst mood i cried for like 4 hours yesterday and i feel like crying again right now but i have work in like 45 minutes lmao!!!!!!!!


*rebels cautiously*


Body comparative

i woke up at like 2 and then i started thinking abt work/school and i had a panic attack and now i cant go back to sleep lmao


amazing grace (DRANK) how sweet (DRANK) the sound (DRANK) that saved (DRANK) a wretch (DRANK) like me (DRANK)

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive
He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
A six word story (via emobean)

Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China

Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China

"Something I love about having had some success is being able to treat my friends, but I would hate for anyone to think I was trying to show off. I paid off my mom’s mortgage and bought her a car - things that I knew she needed - but I don’t buy extravagant gifts all the time. I tried to give money to my dad, but he wouldn’t take it. He’ll barely take a Christmas present off of me. I want to do up the house he lives in, but at the same time I don’t want to be that idiot who walks in and throws money around. When I go to the pub with my mates we just buy rounds - the way it should be. I’m not going to be ordering bottles of champagne. It’s just not me."



Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.



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im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion